Current mood:	crazy
Current music:	Jem - Just A Ride

My typical morning.
7:00 AM
Me: *playing games and totally omg killing the badguyz0rz* ♫♪
Mom: *wakes up, yells at brother to get a shower*
Brother: *ignores*

7:10 AM
Me: *alternating between game and LJ browsing* ♫♪
Dad: *gets up, yells at brother to get up*
Brother: *ignores again*
Dad: *comes back out* *order to wake the boy in five minutes*
Me: *impending DOOM!* *stupidly mumbling agreement*

7:15 AM
Me: *kicking my own butt at game, note the time* *stormcloud, grumble* *goes into room* *sweet issuance of wakeup call*
Brother: *ignores, mumbles something cranky*
Me: *cheerfully ignoring signs of futility, snatches blanket* *still-sweet reissuance of wakeup call*
Brother: *threat of physical harm* *grabs other blanket*
Me: *ninja SNATCH!* *third movement, same song*
Brother: *rolls over, threat of death*
Me: *gives in to futility* *sarcastic comment of vauge impending trouble on brother's head* *goes to tell Dad he ain't movin'*

7:20 AM
Dad: *grumbles, gets up, goes and yells at brother some more*
Brother: *surprise, surprise! IGNORE, biatch*
Me: *find a happy place, find a happy place*
Dad: *goes back to bed without a word*
Me: *wets self from relief* *goes back to game* ♫♪

7:35 AM
Brother: *gets out of bed, goes straight out the door. In the pants he slept in. Which are still dirty from the construction work in the hot sun he did yesterday. Oh yeah, no shower.*
Me: *dry heaves* *goes back to game* ♫♪
Parents: *blissfully unaware* *snore*

7:40 AM
Me: *striking up conversation with friend* ♫♪
Brother: *comes back in, ruffles through kitchen cabinets*
Me: o_0
Brother: *takes tupperware container, goes back out*
Me: 0_o *finally hears sounds of truck leaving, goes back to conversation* ♫♪
Parents: *still blissfully unaware*

7:50 AM
Me: *gets brilliant idea to post this in my LJ* ♫♪ *does so*